August 2011
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How to Survive 36 Hours Indoors With Your...
1. Prepare for lethargy by drinking too much wine the night before.
2. Hide his ukulele.
3. Strategize what to eat first from the three bags full of groceries brought home by boyfriend.
4. Have cookies for lunch, followed by after-lunch cookies.
5. Put off watching the latest episode of “Jersey Shore” (aka the dangling carrot) as long as possible.
6. Waste 10 minutes...
