January 2011
2 posts
Warning: Sleep Induces Drowsiness
In college, sleep was a vital part of my daily routine. However, it wasn’t getting to bed I was worried about; it was having to get out of it.
At 33, sleep has once again become matter of importance, which is totally, utterly lame. Whereas in my yesteryears, I could hit the snooze button 17 times and immediately fall back under without each “ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh” rattling my...
I Resolve to Dissolve My Illusions of Resolutions
This blog is a giant middle finger to the notion of resolutions. With each passing year, I realize I cannot be something I’m not.
However, usually around 2 p.m. on Jan. 1, when the headache, pity and personal disgust set in and I’m lying in bed with a half-eaten pastry from 7-Eleven inches from my face, ruminating about every dumb thing I said from last night to the last time I...